Like Avatar, you don't need to actually watch the Oscars to feel as though you have. The front page of the newspaper, your iGoogle homepage and friend's facebook statuses all provided bits and pieces that by 10am this morning merged into your own personal version of last night's ceremony. As a self-proclaimed hater of over-hyping topical events, so much so that her two failed attempts to watch Avatar instantly became negligible after it lost best picture, eurotrash only wants to engrave into your minds two things from last night: Alec Baldwin and Steve Martin sharing a snuggie (this one's optional) and more importantly, Sarah Jessica Parker in Chanel couture.
