Wednesday, June 10, 2009

here i am: 22.44 (24-hour clock is the only way to go for eurotrash), marking essays. as if my and stina's words about the boundless stupidity of feminist discourse had gone from my lips to athena's ears, about an hour ago i found a ferocious essay in my lap which argued for the complete male dominance and female submission in ancient greek myth. far be it from eurotrash to turn a blog about the ultimate summer (indulgence09) into a political diatribe against the feminists of the world. but ya know what??? eurotrash wants to be girly, she wants to be ordered for at dinner, she wants to be toted around the medi in a bmw and a yacht. what's so bad about that? submission to good treatment and fancy digs is in no way analogous to submission to abuse, oppression or silence (just ask giulio) NDR: Giulio is the better half of one-half of the eurotrash duo. He is coming to Toronto in t-minus 15 days and eurotrash can't.even.wait. it is because of giulio that eurotrash doesn't have to dirty her pedicured feet on the beaches of the amalfi coast but walks straight from her afternoon breakfast onto Big Poppa NDR: Big Poppa is Giulio's boat and yes biggie is always on the stereo.

2 comments:

  1. FYI: You're in Naples.

    If Biggie heard his music playing on a ship belonging to a dirty Neopolitan, I think he would start shooting some shit. Stick to that dirty Neopolitan music.

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  2. No, we're not in Naples. We're in Amalfi. Very, VERY, different. S'ok though, we wouldn't expect you to know that.
    But thanks for your opinion, philistine.

    Whatever... Eurotrash.

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